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Mizzou Wide Receiver is the SEC Funny Man.

Yard Barker Sports – The University of Missouri is entering their first season in the SEC.  The SEC does not know Mizzou very well and Mizzou does not know the SEC very well either.  Not yet at least. 

On Tuesday at the SEC media day, Mizzou wide receiver T.J. Moe did his best to help introduce the SEC to Mizzou.

Moe, who is from O’fallon, Missouri, was named to the third team preseason All-SEC team last week, but is coming off a disappointing season that saw him catch just 54 balls for 649 yards and four touchdowns.  Moe will look to regain the form of his sophomore season this year and as evidenced by some of the things he said at SEC media day, looks to be brimming with confidence as he enters his senior year.

Moe on the being better: “The girls are prettier, the air is fresher and the toilet paper is thicker.”

Well it looks like my school is finally getting some press and it just so happens to be from the person is suspected the least. Honestly I don’t know TJ Moe personally, maybe he is a regular Louis CK around his buddies, but based on the two occasions I attempted to interview this guy I received absolutely NOTHING!!! The guy had the personality of a door-knob. I’m honestly shocked, came across so introverted. He is the closest thing to a real life Toby Flenderson.

By the way thanks Coach Pinkel. Bang up job making an impression on media day as-well:

Yahoo Sports – “Joe Paterno’s a friend that I got to know professionally, and you can’t take away the greatness of this man,” Pinkel said. “He was a great man. However you analyze this, you can’t erase all that this guy’s done. You can’t do that. Nobody can do that.” Jesus Christ.



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