Gathering Of The Juggalos Lineup Announced…. Concert Will Be In IL… I Would Never Go… But I Kind Of Want to Go.
(Huff Post Chicago)-“Harbored deep within the woods of Cave In Rock, Illinois, are living, breathing free thinkers [sic] who have constructed a compound of freshness for their kind to not only survive within but also to flourish.”
That “compound” consists of the Aug. 8-12 festival, which this year features, in addition to the Insane Clown Posse and a smattering of Psychopathic Records acts of course, Cheech and Chong, Raekwon, DMX, George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic, Master P, Biz Markie, Danny Brown, Three 6 Mafia, a reunion of The Geto Boys, Fear Factory, comedian Jamie Kennedy and the wrestler Ric Flair.
Here is my dilemma; I have never felt so morally conflicted while watching a YouTube video in my life! My life long stance on the Insane Clown Posse and their fandom is this: If there is another holocaust (god forbid) Juggalos HAAAAVEEE to be at the top of the list. All have to go, right up there with Baptist extremist, Sidney Crosby, pedophiles, hipsters, PSU fans and ventriloquists. I’m not saying I’m sitting here pulling for a mass extermination, but that’s just the way it’s gotta be, if we are playing hypothetical idiot cleansing BOOM it’s that pack.
Now that we have that out of the way, how freaking awesome does the Gathering Of The Juggalos Lineup sound?!?!? Seriously. Cheech & Chong, Raekwon, DMX, George Clinton and the Parliament Funkadelic, Master P, Biz Markie, Danny Brown, Three 6 Mafia, a reunion of The Ghetto Boys, Fear Factory, comedian Jamie Kennedy and the wrestler Ric Flair. Ric FREAKIN Flair!!!!!!! Wooooooo!!!! Stylin’ and profilin’ in front of thousands of painted up freaks! Women wrestling! All the recreational drug use you chose to partake in… Seriously if this was anything else I would pay big money! I don’t know maybe Juggalos are not so bad right? Maybe if you just went to a Wall Mart in Arkansas around 12:45 AM and painted everyone up like a douche-bag clown it would be the same kind of vibe at the gathering, who knows?
All I know is this lineup is the truth. I want to go, someone help me here. Gathering Of The Juggalos > Lolla!
P.S. People that attend Country Thunder and pass themselves off as REAL country fans are 10000000000 times worse than the worst Juggalo out there. #posers