Creepy Old Guy Joseph Corlett Writes About Wanting His College Professor
(Yahoo) – “A Michigan college student is crying foul after he was kicked off campus for writing a sexually suggestive journal entry about his teacher for a class assignment. Joseph Corlett, a 56-year-old countertop refinisher who is pursuing a degree in writing and rhetoric at Oakland University, wrote the essay as a part of a creative writing journal assignment in a writing course. In his essay, which he said was inspired by the 1984 Van Halen hit “Hot for Teacher,” he wrote about his first impressions of his professor, Pamela Mitzelfeld, describing her as “tall, blonde, stacked, smart, articulate.”Corlett said he was under the impression that there were no restrictions on what he could write about in his journal. “The real issue is the First Amendment,” Corlett said. “It’s about academic freedom and about due process. These are the real issues of the case, and the sooner we can get past the titillation of it and see those issues, the better.”
Dude common…. Your 56 years old and your writing about how you want to get in your teachers pants. Save your thoughts for outside the classroom please.
Hot For Teacher is a great song though.