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FOR THE WOMEN: 13 Things You Should Know About Men

1.  We hate the phrase ” I don’t want to ruin our friendship by dating.”  Just tell us we aren’t good enough.

2.  We’re stupid. We forget.  Sorry.  Remind us of anniversaries and special dates.

3.  Yes, that dress makes you look beautiful.

4.  Sunday is for football.  Not doing chores or “bonding time”.

5.  Leave your hair down.  Enough of this ponytail crap.

6.  Shopping is a necessity, not a hobby.

7.  We love the clothes and shoes you have already.  We aren’t gonna sit in Kohl’s any longer.

8.  Why in the hell did you date that ex boyfriend of yours in the first place?

9.  Anything we said 6 months ago is inadmissible in an argument. All comments become null and void after 7 days.

10.  The chances of us acting like Soap Opera guys everyday are equal to the chances of you dressing like the Victoria Secret Models all the time.

11.  If your wearing low cut clothing, your inviting us to stare.

12.  We cant read your mind.  When your in a bad mood and tell us nothing is wrong, we will just turn the television right back on.

13.  If you think your fat, ask a doctor.  Not us.

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