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America: Where 75% of People Text While Taking A Dump

(Yahoo) – “A recently released survey of the mobile phone habits of Americans, going where few other surveys care to go, has found that 75 percent of the populace have used their mobile devices while on thetoilet. Among those aged 28 to 35, the figure is 91 percent.  The survey of 1,000 people by the marketing agency 11mark found that private contemplation has given way to toilet-time talking, texting, shopping, using apps, or just surfing the Web, by both sexes and most ages. Among those 65 and older, however, only 47 percent have used their mobile deviceson the toilet. It gets weirder. One-quarter of Americans say they will not go to the bathroom without their devices. While 63 percent have answered calls, 41 percent have called someone else while enthroned. Sixteen percent in the 28-to-35 group, the youngest sample surveyed, have made purchases there.” 

Yay America!  Can’t even put down the phone to take a dump!   This is absolutely hilarious  but, hey its all about time management.  You gotta do what you gotta do. This saves a lot of time.

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